- Jo Darr Gaya Samjho Marr Gaya.
Do not panic. Do not be afraid. These are testing times. Face the pandemic bravely. Every cough is not Corona. Do not die of a heart attack even before Corona gets you.
- Kitne Aadmi The?
Always be aware of how many people are going to be at a certain place. Do not go to crowded places. Do not gather as if you will miss watching something if you do not go out. You will miss nothing. Remember this is CORONA, not KAREENA.
- Itna Sannata Kyun Hai Bhai?
Do not ask this unless you are living under a rock or are a Left-Liberal. You should support Janta Curfew & should be ready for more of these sannatas in the coming days.
- Kya Samajhkar Aaye The… Sardar Khush Hoga… Sabashi Dega!
Do not think your going to the office at this time would be applauded (unless of course you work at a hospital). Your boss would not be happy if he comes to know that you have gone to the office especially when you have been told to Work-From-Home. You suck at following orders. SIT AT HOME.
- Basanti, Inn Kutto Ke Samne Mat Nachna.
Do not go out dancing. Do not even throw dance parties at home. If you must dance… dance alone…but never with or in front of anyone.
- Yeh Ramgarh Wale Apni Betiyon Ko Kaunsi Chakki Ka Aata Khilate Hain Re?
It is very important to know which chakki’s & grocery stores are open in the neighborhood during a lockdown. Do not hoard things but do know where all things will be available when you need them.
- Ab Tera Kya Hoga Kaliya!
And if you are still unlucky after all this & get the virus you can only wonder. There’s no antidote. If you reach this stage stop following SHOLAY & move on to KAL HO NA HO.
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