How to do business like Baniya:

Calling a guest for a lunch/dinner, an informal meet still is one of the best ways to talk business. Just call everyone up, it looks like great hospitality and get business done.

~38 million weddings happened in 2023 in a period of 25 days. The very fact that all the major news houses are posting this as the main news for the day should be taken with a pinch of salt.

Why all the noise around the Ambani wedding?

1. The presence of the global tycoons has surely put “Jamnagar” on trending but it can be called strategic.
2. Like Jio in 2016, Reliance is about to roll out “Hanooman” an AI model around March.
3. Jio Brain is an AI platform that uses machine learning and offers services like image, text and video generation across a network of about 450 million subscribers.

What better publicity than the wedding and the guest !?

To top it all, all these vvip whose 5minutes are more important than someone’s entire day, why are they attending!?

Business ki baat hai mota Bhai:

1: Bill Gates: Jio and Microsoft are partnering to launch a global cloud center.

2. Mark Zuckerberg: has less to do with weddings and more for the global foray in the business.
3. Sundar Pichai: If you remember, Google holds 7.73% in Jio platforms along with Meta
4. Bob Iger : Disney’s Star India is merging with Viacom.Reliance is investing $1.4 billion in the venture controlled by RIL and owned 16.34 per cent by RIL, 46.82 per cent by Viacom18, and 36.84 per cent by Disney Star
5. Saudi Aramco’s chairman Yasir Al Rumayyan: The $15 billion deal between Saudi Aramco and Reliance was called off in 2022 due to differences in valuation.But who said things cannot start again!?

• aramco is seeking refining and chemical deals in Asia to rapidly expand the business and secure long-term buyers for its crude and well Reliance has a strong foothold there.

2. Shantanu Narayan: Should not come as a surprise if Jio Brain partners with Adobe !
3. Ivanka Trump: US presidential elections are all set to happen in 2024.Ivanka being the daughter of Donald Trump only makes sense strategically!
4. Celebrities: Mind you, Reliance has a big presence in retail and nothing works better in India than Bollywood and cricket!

Ambani’s don’t do anything without a reason.

I saw Randeep Huda’s Savarkar yesterday with my two nephews. All three of us liked the movie, so even Genext also enjoyed it.

There are so many facts generally not known about him and misleading controversies purposely floated around him. Also many historically facts have been swept off the table or brushed under the carpet, which are highlighted in the movie, so it does a great job is setting the narrative right.

SO I THINK ITS A MUST SEE.

However I find the movie inadequate in many aspects, the budget constraints are obvious,
off course the vastness of Savarkar thoughts is improbable to be captured in a 3 hr film, but still it does a decent job at it.

The striking lacuna’s are:

1. The beginning feels like a documentary or unconnected pieces, as there is no story/narrative established, for worst part which must be deleted I will come back to it later (#10)
2. I wish RH had got at least the “Sagara pran Talmalala” in a proper marathi accent it was jarring.
3. Kamala the Epic Poem is not even mentioned, although its creation is shown and referred to but wont be noticed by the ones who are not aware what “Kamala” is
4. Many will find the reality of MKG unpalatable but there is nothing beyond facts albeit the presentation is stark.
5. Savarkar’s start of eating Non-Veg scene is obscurely covered or may be I was distracted
6. Many historical events/incidents are covered in English Sub title which can be easily be missed, could have tried a voice over.
7. How VDS torture in Andaman’s reached press is not clear.
8. The Monologue on who is a Hindu could have been slowed down and prolonged , RH could have toned down his acting a bit, but I guess masses get what they wanted out of it.
9. I don’t find any historical records of Bhagat Singh having travelled to Ratnagiri to meet VDS, however the scene is what could have been, shown as what happened.
10. Worst & inaccurate depiction of Rand during his Plague control efforts is shown to be raping women which is absolutely a falsehood, should have been avoided, still Must be deleted from future shows.

I strongly recommend for all to watch the movie to improve our own understanding of our history, of course pseudo seculars will find the movie offensive as it disrupts the well set agenda till date.

TO PROVE ME WRONG GO AND JUST SEE THE MOVIE.

PS: I saw Dune2 and paid ₹1,500/ head in Jio Drive , saw Savarkar in Jio Plaz Insignia a far superior auditorium with free water , blanket, pillows on the recliners at just ₹500/ head. So obvious doubt, is some one or more specifically Neeta Ambani subsidizing the Movie ??????
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THE AMERICAN WAY

A guy bought a new fridge for his house.

To get rid of his old fridge { still working }, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: ‘Free to good home. You want it, you take it.’

For three days the fridge sat there without anyone looking twice.
He eventually decided that people were too mistrustful of this deal.
So he changed the sign to read: ‘Fridge for sale $50.’
The next day someone stole it !

They walk among us !

■ One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when someone shouted, “Look at that dead bird !”
Someone looked up at the sky and said “Where?”

They walk among us !

■ My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we overheard an admin girl talking about the sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the beach. She drove down in a convertible, but said she “didn’t think she’d get sunburned because the car was moving.”

They walk among us !

■ My sister has a life saving tool in her car which is designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the car trunk.

They walk among us !

■ I couldn’t find my luggage at the airport baggage area and went to the lost luggage office and reported the loss.

The woman there smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and said I was in good hands. ‘Now,’ she asked me, ‘Has your plane arrived yet?’ { I work with professionals like this }.

They walk among us !

■ While working at a pizza parlor, I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6.

He thought about it for some time then said “Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don’t think I’m hungry enough to eat 6 pieces.”

They walk among us !

And last, but not the least. Dumb as a box of Rocks TRUE STORY…

■ A noted Psychiatrist was a guest speaker at an academic function where Donald Trump happened to appear.

Mr. Trump took the opportunity to schmooze the good doctor a bit and asked him a question with which he was most at ease.

‘Would you mind telling me, Doctor,’ he asked, ‘how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?’

‘Nothing is easier,’ he replied. ‘You ask a simple question which anyone should answer with no trouble. If the person hesitates, that puts you on the track.’

‘What sort of question?’ asked Trump.

Well, you might ask, ‘Captain Cook made three trips around the world and died during one of them. Which one?”

Trump thought a moment, and then said with a nervous laugh, ‘You wouldn’t happen to have another example would you? I must confess I don’t know much about history.’

Sadly, they walk among us !

1. Secure your life :
You are not Laxman, and there is no Hanuman to get Sanjeevani for you…. so get health & life insurance
2. Set your budget :
Set “Laxman Rekha” of your financial budget and make sure not to cross it. Understand the difference between need and want …. be financially disciplined.
3. Contingency Fund :
Unexpectedly, Lord Ram was sent to ‘Vanvas’ for 14 Years and was forced to leave his luxurious Palace. Not everyone can live with such sudden changes in lifestyle. Have an adequate emergency fund to handle unforeseen circumstances. 
4. Be Patient/Think Long Term :
During the 14 years of ‘Vanvas’, Lord Ram faced many ups and downs, including the kidnapping of Devi Sita. Lord Ram patiently waited until the situation was favourable, rather than choosing shortcuts. Stay invested for the long term, there is no shortcut to success.
5. Choose advisors wisely
Kaikeyi took Manthara’s advice… & Ramayan happened. Stay away from those trying to sell Lucrative policies, products and from distributors who are disguised as advisors for their own benefit.
6. Build Corpus
Lord Ram, Sita, and Laxman left Ayodhya with nothing. They patiently built their network and Vanar Sena over the years in order to reach the objective of defeating the Ravan. It takes patience to build a corpus, to defeat inflation in the long run.
7.Cultivate discipline :
Lord Ram practiced “Dharma” in order to be right, responsible and disciplined in life. Apply a similar theory to your life. Save judiciously, spend carefully and invest wisely for a disciplined financial life.
8. Wipe your slate and start over
The 14-day Lanka War marked the defeat of evil and set the stage for a new path. Similarly, forget bad decisions that you made in the past and make informed decisions to streamline your financial journey.
9. Wealth creation demands time.
If you want to create wealth & have ‘Sone ki lanka’, have patience to sleep over investment for 14 years like Kumbhakarna had done.
10. Believe in karma
Continue to do good things and karma will eventually reach you.

Let All People Know The Meaning Of Our National Anthem ..

There are several reasons to be Narendra Modi’s admirer and supporter (independent of his political power and chosen goals)…

1.You can never see this leader in shabby clothes or improper hair style or confused state of mind.

2.His body language is commanding, his gait is manly.

3. He resembles a saint in saffron, a soldier in military attire and a divine prince in normal daily wear.

4.Patriotism is his breath and discipline is in his blood.

5. In whosoever world leader’s company he is,  his talent dominates, others appear less talented.

6.Several apparently impossible election promises were fulfilled, we have never seen of any other leader in the past.

7.Though he is in nation’s higher hieararchy, he never favours his family. Could never see siblings around him, never ever.

8. He never avails any holiday.
9. He has never fallen sick. None has seen him with woollen shawl over his head or neck.
10. He knows how much to talk and when  to keep quiet.
11. Being so busy, none has seen him exhausted. Sense of humour is excellent.

12.His speech is sharp and incomparable. Fluency of his language, clarity of thought, articulation in speech all augur well for the country.

13.He is never afraid of the gimmicks and challenges of political foes.

14.He does not waste his time answering the foolishness of opponents. Yet he is wholly committed to his duty with acumen.

15. He is a fusion of the three virtues – health, tradition and honesty.

16.Not only his decisions but also his shrewedness, timing and dedication are noteworthy.

17. His grandeur resembles a holy symbol of Hindu culture.
18. His powerful eyes are capable of making him a hypnotist.
19. This man has no confusion, fear or selfishness.

20.Lastly even at 73, this man works 15 to 20 hours a day. We have not seen him yawning.

IF YOU FEEL COMMITTED TO THIS WRITING,

IF YOU REALISE HE is Truly doing and working hard for the NATION untiringly with dedication and passion ,
THEN PLEASE FORWARD THIS TO-YOUR and MODI’S WELL-WISHERS,OTHER GROUPS… AND YOUR CONTACTS…

Shriram Jairam Jai Jai Ram…
Jai Shriram..

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Modi : I only eat one single fruit in this Navratri.

Reporter :– PM Sir; which fruit will you Eat ?

Modi:– Papaya

NDTV :– Breaking news …
Modi does not like Mangoes; Banana; etc. He only eats Papaya.

Surjewala :– Modi like Papaya means Saffron in color.
This means Saffronisation of food choice

Shekhar Gupta :– This means Modi is only promoting Hindutva.
He does not like green fruits means he is against Muslims.
This clearly shows Modi has no feelings for Muslims.

Mamata :– I will put a ban on papaya in Bengal.

Rahul Gandhi:– My favorite Fruit is Banana ….I will never eat Papaya.

Barkha Dutt :– The nation wants to know why Modi likes Papaya more than other fruits.

Mehbooba Mufti :– Modi doesn’t like kashmiri Apple. This is Modi’s tactic to usurp Kashmir. We will not allow this to happen.

Yechuri:– Selecting an expensive fruit like Papaya shows Modi is pro-capitalist. We would ask for a Judicial enquiry.

Kejriwal:– Traditionally AAM (mango) is considered the King of Fruits.
Modi is anti aam aadmi.

Ravish Kumar :– Modi has betrayed his ugly, communal façade by declaring that he likes Papaya by deliberately avoiding green guavas from the list of fruits.
Modi has clearly demonstrated his anti-Muslim, communal mentality. He is Polarising the nation.

A Tweet by Rajdeep Sardesai : -“Modi likes Papaya an Indian fruit which mean he hates Olives, the Italian fruit. This shows a narrow nationalism. These RSS people have no international taste & class”

Mani Shankar Aiyar :– Modi is a rotten Papaya and must therefore be immediately removed from the basket. Otherwise all Papayas in the basket will rot. A rotten Papaya like modi has no place in the secular, all-inclusive basket of India.

Alpesh Thakor : -modiji eats costliest papaya of the world.

Pawan khera :– modiji, uses costliest papaya for his facial.

Kanhaiya Kumar :– modiji , eats only saffron colour portion of papaya and throws the green colour portion. He is dividing the country.
Sadanand Dhume quoting Rupa :- “As per an eminent economist, eating only Papaya can reduce consumption of other foods, thus lowering Indian GDP growth by 100 basis points.”

600 Theatre Artists, 100 Filmmakers, 103 Economists, Civil society groups and Award Wapsi brigade has issued a Combine statement urging Indians to boycott Papaya, as this fruit is damaging the unity & integrity of India.

Kerala Assembly: Passed resolution against Pappya

Ultimate

SUN TV stopped giving chance to Soloman Papayya

This is how media interprets.

A nice satire.

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