1. I request the central Government to pay me a Minimum Consultation Price(MCP) of 1000 Rs for every consultation and guarantee it by law and ordinance.
2. I also demand the central government to guarantee me a Minimum Monthly Salary (MMS) of 3 lakhs through parliament
3. I request the government to provide me with subsidised electricity,water,and “Doctors Credit cards” to use because I am a Pranadata
4. I studied using educational loans and loans from Bajaj Finance and wanted the central government to write off my loans.
5. I am a pranadatha and more vital than annadata and request the central government to make our sacred profession tax free.
6. Request this government to pay pension to every doctor after 60 years because we worked hard as a Pranadata all my life.
7. I request the central government to provide security with CRPF at all clinics, hospitals and Nursing homes
8. Since my spouse is also a doctor and working hard as a Pranadata,I request the central government to provide care taker for all the doctor families.
9. The government should also insure the doctors and their families for 50 lakhs premium all across the country
10. Even though the government is spending lakhs on educating me,I want the government to spend 75 percent of its budget as a Doctors welfare fund.

If the above demands aren’t met,we will break barricades,come to Delhi with specially designed Mahindra Thars and block the roads for months because I am a Pranadatha

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THE AMERICAN WAY

A guy bought a new fridge for his house.

To get rid of his old fridge { still working }, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: ‘Free to good home. You want it, you take it.’

For three days the fridge sat there without anyone looking twice.
He eventually decided that people were too mistrustful of this deal.
So he changed the sign to read: ‘Fridge for sale $50.’
The next day someone stole it !

They walk among us !

■ One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when someone shouted, “Look at that dead bird !”
Someone looked up at the sky and said “Where?”

They walk among us !

■ My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we overheard an admin girl talking about the sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the beach. She drove down in a convertible, but said she “didn’t think she’d get sunburned because the car was moving.”

They walk among us !

■ My sister has a life saving tool in her car which is designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the car trunk.

They walk among us !

■ I couldn’t find my luggage at the airport baggage area and went to the lost luggage office and reported the loss.

The woman there smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and said I was in good hands. ‘Now,’ she asked me, ‘Has your plane arrived yet?’ { I work with professionals like this }.

They walk among us !

■ While working at a pizza parlor, I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6.

He thought about it for some time then said “Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don’t think I’m hungry enough to eat 6 pieces.”

They walk among us !

And last, but not the least. Dumb as a box of Rocks TRUE STORY…

■ A noted Psychiatrist was a guest speaker at an academic function where Donald Trump happened to appear.

Mr. Trump took the opportunity to schmooze the good doctor a bit and asked him a question with which he was most at ease.

‘Would you mind telling me, Doctor,’ he asked, ‘how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?’

‘Nothing is easier,’ he replied. ‘You ask a simple question which anyone should answer with no trouble. If the person hesitates, that puts you on the track.’

‘What sort of question?’ asked Trump.

Well, you might ask, ‘Captain Cook made three trips around the world and died during one of them. Which one?”

Trump thought a moment, and then said with a nervous laugh, ‘You wouldn’t happen to have another example would you? I must confess I don’t know much about history.’

Sadly, they walk among us !