THE AMERICAN WAY

A guy bought a new fridge for his house.

To get rid of his old fridge { still working }, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: ‘Free to good home. You want it, you take it.’

For three days the fridge sat there without anyone looking twice.
He eventually decided that people were too mistrustful of this deal.
So he changed the sign to read: ‘Fridge for sale $50.’
The next day someone stole it !

They walk among us !

■ One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when someone shouted, “Look at that dead bird !”
Someone looked up at the sky and said “Where?”

They walk among us !

■ My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we overheard an admin girl talking about the sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the beach. She drove down in a convertible, but said she “didn’t think she’d get sunburned because the car was moving.”

They walk among us !

■ My sister has a life saving tool in her car which is designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the car trunk.

They walk among us !

■ I couldn’t find my luggage at the airport baggage area and went to the lost luggage office and reported the loss.

The woman there smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and said I was in good hands. ‘Now,’ she asked me, ‘Has your plane arrived yet?’ { I work with professionals like this }.

They walk among us !

■ While working at a pizza parlor, I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6.

He thought about it for some time then said “Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don’t think I’m hungry enough to eat 6 pieces.”

They walk among us !

And last, but not the least. Dumb as a box of Rocks TRUE STORY…

■ A noted Psychiatrist was a guest speaker at an academic function where Donald Trump happened to appear.

Mr. Trump took the opportunity to schmooze the good doctor a bit and asked him a question with which he was most at ease.

‘Would you mind telling me, Doctor,’ he asked, ‘how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?’

‘Nothing is easier,’ he replied. ‘You ask a simple question which anyone should answer with no trouble. If the person hesitates, that puts you on the track.’

‘What sort of question?’ asked Trump.

Well, you might ask, ‘Captain Cook made three trips around the world and died during one of them. Which one?”

Trump thought a moment, and then said with a nervous laugh, ‘You wouldn’t happen to have another example would you? I must confess I don’t know much about history.’

Sadly, they walk among us !

Modi : I only eat one single fruit in this Navratri.

Reporter :– PM Sir; which fruit will you Eat ?

Modi:– Papaya

NDTV :– Breaking news …
Modi does not like Mangoes; Banana; etc. He only eats Papaya.

Surjewala :– Modi like Papaya means Saffron in color.
This means Saffronisation of food choice

Shekhar Gupta :– This means Modi is only promoting Hindutva.
He does not like green fruits means he is against Muslims.
This clearly shows Modi has no feelings for Muslims.

Mamata :– I will put a ban on papaya in Bengal.

Rahul Gandhi:– My favorite Fruit is Banana ….I will never eat Papaya.

Barkha Dutt :– The nation wants to know why Modi likes Papaya more than other fruits.

Mehbooba Mufti :– Modi doesn’t like kashmiri Apple. This is Modi’s tactic to usurp Kashmir. We will not allow this to happen.

Yechuri:– Selecting an expensive fruit like Papaya shows Modi is pro-capitalist. We would ask for a Judicial enquiry.

Kejriwal:– Traditionally AAM (mango) is considered the King of Fruits.
Modi is anti aam aadmi.

Ravish Kumar :– Modi has betrayed his ugly, communal façade by declaring that he likes Papaya by deliberately avoiding green guavas from the list of fruits.
Modi has clearly demonstrated his anti-Muslim, communal mentality. He is Polarising the nation.

A Tweet by Rajdeep Sardesai : -“Modi likes Papaya an Indian fruit which mean he hates Olives, the Italian fruit. This shows a narrow nationalism. These RSS people have no international taste & class”

Mani Shankar Aiyar :– Modi is a rotten Papaya and must therefore be immediately removed from the basket. Otherwise all Papayas in the basket will rot. A rotten Papaya like modi has no place in the secular, all-inclusive basket of India.

Alpesh Thakor : -modiji eats costliest papaya of the world.

Pawan khera :– modiji, uses costliest papaya for his facial.

Kanhaiya Kumar :– modiji , eats only saffron colour portion of papaya and throws the green colour portion. He is dividing the country.
Sadanand Dhume quoting Rupa :- “As per an eminent economist, eating only Papaya can reduce consumption of other foods, thus lowering Indian GDP growth by 100 basis points.”

600 Theatre Artists, 100 Filmmakers, 103 Economists, Civil society groups and Award Wapsi brigade has issued a Combine statement urging Indians to boycott Papaya, as this fruit is damaging the unity & integrity of India.

Kerala Assembly: Passed resolution against Pappya

Ultimate

SUN TV stopped giving chance to Soloman Papayya

This is how media interprets.

A nice satire.

If Britishers can have names like their profession such as Barber, Cook, Shepherd, Clerk, etc, why can’t Tamils?

Doctor — Vaidyanathan
Dentist — Pallavan
Lawyer — Kesavan
Financier — Dhanasekaran
Cardiologist — Irudhayaraj
Pediatrist — Kuzhandaisamy
Marriage Counselor — Kalyanasundaram
Ophthalmologist –Kannayiram
ENT Specialist — Neelakandan
Diabetologist — Sakkarapani
Nutritionist — Arogyasamy
Hypnotist — Sokkalingam
Mentalist — Budhisikamani
Exorcist — Maatruboodham
Magician — Mayandi
Builder — Sengalvarayan
Painter — Chitraguptan
Meteorologist — Kaarmegam
Agriculturist — Pachaiyappan
Horticulturist — Pushpavanam
Landscaper — Bhuminathan
Barber — Kondaiappan
Beggar — Pichai
Bartender — Madhusudhan
Alcoholic — Kallapiraan
Exhibitionist — Ambalavaanan
Fiction writer — Naavalan
Makeup Man — Singaram
Milk Man — Paul Raj
Dairy Farmer — Pasupathi
Dog Groomer — Naayagan
Snake Charmer — Nagamurthi
Mountain Climber — Yezhumalai
Javelin Thrower — Velayudam
Polevaulter — Thaandavarayan
Weight Lifter — Balaraman
Sumo Wrestler — Gundu Rao
Karate Expert — Kailaasam
Kick Boxer — Ethiraj
Batsman — Dhandiappan
Bowler — Balaji
Spin Bowler — Thirupathi
Female Spin Bowler — Thirupura Sundari
Driver — Sarathy
Attentive Driver — Parthasarathy.
Miss Universe – Trilokasundari

Some Facts about the TempleConstruction :

Chief Architects – Chandrakant Sompura, Nikhil Sompura and Ashish Sompura.

Design Advisors – IIT Guwahati, IIT Chennai, IIT Bombay, NIT Surat, Central Building Research Institute Roorkee, National Geo Research Institute Hyderabad, and the National Institute of Rock Mechanics.

Construction Company – Larsen and Toubro (L&T)Project

Management Company – Tata Consulting Engineers Limited (TCEL)

Sculptors – Arun Yogiraaj (Mysore), Ganesh Bhatt and Satyanarayan Pandey

Total Area – 70 Acre (70% green Area)

Temple Area – 2.77 Acre

Temple Dimensions – Length – 380 Ft.

Width –250 Ft. Height – 161 Ft.

Architectural Style -Indian Nagar Style

Architectural Highlights – 3 storeys (floors), 392 pillars, 44 doors

Now let’s see how the temple will be a modern marvel :

The temple complex consists of several independent infrastructures of its own
which includes –

1. Sewage treatment plant.
2. water treatment plant.
3. fire service.
4. independent power station.
5. Pilgrims Facility Centre of 25,000 capacity to provide medical facilities and locker facilities to the pilgrims.
6. Separate block with a bathing area, washrooms, washbasin, open taps, etc.
7. 200 KA light arresters have been installed over the temple structure to protect it from lightening.
8. Museum showcasing artifacts related to Lord Ram and the Ramayana. Thus. more than just a religious center, the Ram Mandir has been envisioned as a cultural and educational center as well.

Other Fascinating Things:

1. A Time Capsule has been placed approximately 2,000 feet below the ground, right underneath the temple.

The capsule contains a Copper plate Inscribed with relevant information regarding the Ram Mandir, Lord Rama , and Ayodhya.

The purpose of this Time Capsule is to ensure that the identity of the Templeremains intact over time, so that it doesn’t get ~forgotten~ in the future.

2. The Temple is an earthquake-resistant structure, with an estimated age of 2500 years.

3.The idols are made up of 60 million years old Shaligram Rocks, brought from the Gandaki River (Nepal)

4. The Bell is made of Ashtadhatu (Gold, Silver, Copper, Zinc, Lead, Tin, Iron, and Mercury)

The Bell weighs 2100 Kg
The sound of the bell can be heard up to a distance of 15 Km.

And with time to come we will only be mesmerised to see how Sanatana only brings prosperity in the name of religion!

Jai SriRam!. Jai Hindh Jai Bharath

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But most people have limiting beliefs that hold you back from door to door sales

Here’s how to resolve the 8 most common limiting beliefs and make $1k profit/day:

What is a limiting belief?

Any belief that’s keeping you from getting to the next level.

If you’ve never made a $1 for yourself, there’s a belief holding you back.

If you’ve never had a $1k day, there’s a belief holding you back.

Let’s resolve the most common limiting beliefs for d2d window cleaning:

1. Can’t sell in the rain

I’ve sold THOUSANDS of people in the rain

Windows get dirty because dirt falls from the trim

We scrub the frames and sills

People need someone to do this – the rain won’t clean their windows

2. People don’t want it

If you sell shi* to people, they won’t buy it

But they will buy window cleaning

People are lazy

The avg salesperson sells window cleaning to 10% of people who answer the door

3. People won’t buy from me

A “bad” sales rep sales 5% of the people who answer the door

Well guess what?

You knock 200 doors, 100 will answer and you’ll sell 5

That’s still > $1k

Volume wins

4. I can’t handle rejection

Getting rejected sucks

You think people hate you

But what you don’t realize is they’re not rejecting you

They’re rejecting the situation

So don’t take it personal

5. I’m too young / too old / too ugly

I started selling when I was 16 and thought I was too young

But I learned customers don’t care if you know what you’re talking about and have conviction

Use your age and looks (young, old, ugly, hot) to your advantage

6. I’m not charismatic

You’re not “charismatic” or “not charismatic”

It’s how charismatic are you?

On a scale of 1-10 for charisma, you may be a 3

But it’s a learnable skill

I promise you can go from a 3 to an 8

Every level 10 in charisma was once a level 5

7. It scares me

Knocking doors doesn’t scare you

What scares you is not knowing what to say and getting embarrassed

So practice the script 100 times

You’ll know what to say

There’s significant upside and no downside to knocking another door

8. I want “life-changing” money

If life changing money to you is $100k-$2M

Door knocking will get you there faster than any other path imo

If it’s $10M+ then go start a software company or something

I’ve personally faced each of these limiting beliefs

And I’ve beaten each one

So I know you can too.

Jimmy Mackey

GoodMorning #DCquotes

Here’s how:

Enthusiasm is contagious.

Think about it…

We all love working beside people who show enthusiasm in what they do.

And if you emit that kind of energy, people will BEG to work with you.

But be careful!

While having no enthusiasm will kill your sales…

Too much enthusiasm will do just the same.

The secret?

Jordan Belfort calls it “bottled enthusiasm”.

Imagine a bottle of sparkling water.

Now imagine shaking it, but not removing the cap.

All that energy is there, it’s explosive and it can be felt…

But it’s harnessed and contained. It doesn’t burst out.

That is exactly how enthusiastic you need to be.

GoodMorning #DCquotes

If Britishers can have names like their profession such as Barber, Cook, Shepherd, Clerk, etc, why can’t Tamils?

Doctor — Vaidyanathan
Dentist — Pallavan
Lawyer — Kesavan
Financier — Dhanasekaran
Cardiologist — Irudhayaraj
Pediatrist — Kuzhandaisamy
Marriage Counselor — Kalyanasundaram
Ophthalmologist –Kannayiram
ENT Specialist — Neelakandan
Diabetologist — Sakkarapani
Nutritionist — Arogyasamy
Hypnotist — Sokkalingam
Mentalist — Budhisikamani
Exorcist — Maatruboodham
Magician — Mayandi
Builder — Sengalvarayan
Painter — Chitraguptan
Meteorologist — Kaarmegam
Agriculturist — Pachaiyappan
Horticulturist — Pushpavanam
Landscaper — Bhuminathan
Barber — Kondaiappan
Beggar — Pichai
Bartender — Madhusudhan
Alcoholic — Kallapiraan
Exhibitionist — Ambalavaanan
Fiction writer — Naavalan
Makeup Man — Singaram
Milk Man — Paul Raj
Dairy Farmer — Pasupathi
Dog Groomer — Naayagan
Snake Charmer — Nagamurthi
Mountain Climber — Yezhumalai
Javelin Thrower — Velayudam
Polevaulter — Thaandavarayan
Weight Lifter — Balaraman
Sumo Wrestler — Gundu Rao
Karate Expert — Kailaasam
Kick Boxer — Ethiraj
Batsman — Dhandiappan
Bowler — Balaji
Spin Bowler — Thirupathi
Female Spin Bowler — Thirupura Sundari
Driver — Sarathy
Attentive Driver — Parthasarathy.
Miss Universe – Trilokasundari