CAA
Rera Act
Ram Mandir
4 Cr Homes
10 Cr Toilets
Stable Govt
370 Removal
Low Inflation
Terrorism Drop
25 new AIIMS
80 new Airports
Transgenders Act
2.8 lakh Km Roads
Weaponry for forces
New Education Policy
9 New IITs ,IIMs, IITs
Reduced corporate tax
PM Kisan for all farmers
2nd largest solar power
2nd largest steel producer
2nd largest mobile manufacturer
3rd largest automotive market
Fugitive Economic Offender Act
Converting post offices into Banks
Reduction in Bank Non-Performing assets
Clearing 2 Lakh crore fuel debt by Congress
World’s largest healthcare – Ayushman Bharat
5th Largest economy from the previous 11th
16 crore households getting tap water connection

THE AMERICAN WAY

A guy bought a new fridge for his house.

To get rid of his old fridge { still working }, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: ‘Free to good home. You want it, you take it.’

For three days the fridge sat there without anyone looking twice.
He eventually decided that people were too mistrustful of this deal.
So he changed the sign to read: ‘Fridge for sale $50.’
The next day someone stole it !

They walk among us !

■ One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when someone shouted, “Look at that dead bird !”
Someone looked up at the sky and said “Where?”

They walk among us !

■ My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we overheard an admin girl talking about the sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the beach. She drove down in a convertible, but said she “didn’t think she’d get sunburned because the car was moving.”

They walk among us !

■ My sister has a life saving tool in her car which is designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the car trunk.

They walk among us !

■ I couldn’t find my luggage at the airport baggage area and went to the lost luggage office and reported the loss.

The woman there smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and said I was in good hands. ‘Now,’ she asked me, ‘Has your plane arrived yet?’ { I work with professionals like this }.

They walk among us !

■ While working at a pizza parlor, I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6.

He thought about it for some time then said “Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don’t think I’m hungry enough to eat 6 pieces.”

They walk among us !

And last, but not the least. Dumb as a box of Rocks TRUE STORY…

■ A noted Psychiatrist was a guest speaker at an academic function where Donald Trump happened to appear.

Mr. Trump took the opportunity to schmooze the good doctor a bit and asked him a question with which he was most at ease.

‘Would you mind telling me, Doctor,’ he asked, ‘how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?’

‘Nothing is easier,’ he replied. ‘You ask a simple question which anyone should answer with no trouble. If the person hesitates, that puts you on the track.’

‘What sort of question?’ asked Trump.

Well, you might ask, ‘Captain Cook made three trips around the world and died during one of them. Which one?”

Trump thought a moment, and then said with a nervous laugh, ‘You wouldn’t happen to have another example would you? I must confess I don’t know much about history.’

Sadly, they walk among us !

Introduction:
The UAE Federal Tax Authority has issued guidelines for determination of Corporate Tax liability on Individuals.

The guide provides a “comprehensive and simplified” explanation and instructions for natural persons making income in the UAE.

The term natural person refers to a “living human person of any age, whether resident in the UAE or elsewhere”.

A Summary of the guidelines:
1. A natural person must register for corporate tax purposes and obtain a Tax Registration Number if their total turnover from business or business activities exceeds Dh1 million ($272,294) within a calendar year from 2024.

2. Income from wages, personal investment and real estate shall not be considered as arising from business activities.

3. Where a UAE non resident natural person conducts a business in UAE, he shall also be subject to corporate tax.

4. A natural person residing outside UAE may also be a non resident natural person and not subject to corporate tax in case they derive state sourced income ie income derived from UAE but not through business activities conducted in UAE.

5. Corporate tax rate is 9%.

6. Interest deduction cap of 30% applicable to corporates is not applicable to natural persons and the entire interest expense is tax deductible.

7. Transactions of natural persons with related parties shall be required to follow the arms length principle.

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Modi : I only eat one single fruit in this Navratri.

Reporter :– PM Sir; which fruit will you Eat ?

Modi:– Papaya

NDTV :– Breaking news …
Modi does not like Mangoes; Banana; etc. He only eats Papaya.

Surjewala :– Modi like Papaya means Saffron in color.
This means Saffronisation of food choice

Shekhar Gupta :– This means Modi is only promoting Hindutva.
He does not like green fruits means he is against Muslims.
This clearly shows Modi has no feelings for Muslims.

Mamata :– I will put a ban on papaya in Bengal.

Rahul Gandhi:– My favorite Fruit is Banana ….I will never eat Papaya.

Barkha Dutt :– The nation wants to know why Modi likes Papaya more than other fruits.

Mehbooba Mufti :– Modi doesn’t like kashmiri Apple. This is Modi’s tactic to usurp Kashmir. We will not allow this to happen.

Yechuri:– Selecting an expensive fruit like Papaya shows Modi is pro-capitalist. We would ask for a Judicial enquiry.

Kejriwal:– Traditionally AAM (mango) is considered the King of Fruits.
Modi is anti aam aadmi.

Ravish Kumar :– Modi has betrayed his ugly, communal façade by declaring that he likes Papaya by deliberately avoiding green guavas from the list of fruits.
Modi has clearly demonstrated his anti-Muslim, communal mentality. He is Polarising the nation.

A Tweet by Rajdeep Sardesai : -“Modi likes Papaya an Indian fruit which mean he hates Olives, the Italian fruit. This shows a narrow nationalism. These RSS people have no international taste & class”

Mani Shankar Aiyar :– Modi is a rotten Papaya and must therefore be immediately removed from the basket. Otherwise all Papayas in the basket will rot. A rotten Papaya like modi has no place in the secular, all-inclusive basket of India.

Alpesh Thakor : -modiji eats costliest papaya of the world.

Pawan khera :– modiji, uses costliest papaya for his facial.

Kanhaiya Kumar :– modiji , eats only saffron colour portion of papaya and throws the green colour portion. He is dividing the country.
Sadanand Dhume quoting Rupa :- “As per an eminent economist, eating only Papaya can reduce consumption of other foods, thus lowering Indian GDP growth by 100 basis points.”

600 Theatre Artists, 100 Filmmakers, 103 Economists, Civil society groups and Award Wapsi brigade has issued a Combine statement urging Indians to boycott Papaya, as this fruit is damaging the unity & integrity of India.

Kerala Assembly: Passed resolution against Pappya

Ultimate

SUN TV stopped giving chance to Soloman Papayya

This is how media interprets.

A nice satire.

One of our clients is owning the following land in Borivali East , Mumbai. They are looking for a reputed Builder from Mumbai who will be interested to become a Joint Venture Partner and execute the project.

Location Borivali East 2 Minutes walking distance from Borivali Station towards Dahisar side.

Total Area. (FSI) : 104000 Sq.Ft
Tenants. : 20000 Sq.Ft
Balance FSI : 84000 Sq.Ft
Residential. : 32000 Sq.Ft
Commercial. : 52000 Sq.Ft

The ratio in profit is 70:30 after all costs of IOD revalidation, getting CC rent, and construction.

IOD needs revalidation
CC to be availed.

Rent shifting of tenants’ expenses by the builder

Deposit 5 cr
2.5 cr Refundable against OC
2.5 cr Non-Refundable
Property conveyance done
Railway clearance done
Road passing done
37 stories building proposed in IOD

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On the last day of the war in Ramayan…

The vanquished Ravan lying on the ground, groaning in pain, awaiting his death.

Ram calls his brother Lakshman.

Lakshmana, the ever obedient brother says “Yes brother, what do I have to do.”

Dear Lakshman, for all his faults, Ravan is still a great man, very learned and full of wisdom.

A great Shiv Bhakt, a benevolent Chakravarti, Singer, Musician, Expert in Veena, knows the Vedas by heart.

Go to him, pay your respects and request him to share his learning before he departs from this world.

Lakshman immediately proceeds to the ground where Raavan is lying and stands near his head.

Hearing the footsteps and recognising that Lakshman is standing near his head, Ravan keeps quiet.

Lakshman waits for a long time and then returns frustrated to Ram.

Ram, the all knowing, smiles and says…

Lakshman, when you go to someone for learning, you have to stand at their feet, not sit besides their head.

Lakshman goes back and stands near Ravan’s feet.

Looking at Lakshman, Ravan now smiles and welcomes him.

He asks Lakshman to come near him so that he can whisper in his ears.

Says Ravan, I will teach you the 4 most important things which all must follow to be successful :

1. Don’t get hooked to WhatsApp and waste your precious time believing every story on it.
2. Don’t send video files more than 3 MB and waste people’s time. They don’t have that much time to squander.
3. Don’t squabble with friends on social media, especially on politically motivated topics and spoil your mood and relationships.
4. Do not talk about the Foreign policy , Budget or great Govt decisions whether it be whichever year , Govts change , opinions change and friends remain the same !!!!

By 2052 — in less than 30 years from now and five years after the government-christened Amrit Kaal ends in 2047 — India could surpass the US to be the world’s largest economy with a nominal GDP of $45 trillion, a report by foreign broking major CLSA said. It also said that by 2027, India will surpass Japan to be the world’s third largest economy and by 2047, the end of the Amrit Kaal, it will be a $29 trillion economy.

It projected India’s GDP growth to propel it to the top three of the globe’s largest economies, from a mere $3.4 trillion today to larger than Japan’s by 2027, hitting $45 trillion mark by 2052.

At a time when the global economy is facing the twin problem of high inflation and slowing growth, with even the world’s growth engine China not showing a sign of recovery, India has taken the centerstage.

CLSA estimates that the Indian economy will grow by 6.4% in the current fiscal, 6.5% in fiscal 2025 and 7.5% in fiscal 2026. While anticipating a growth slowdown until September 2024, CLSA envisions a cyclical recovery in 2025, estimating a 6.4% growth in the current fiscal year, 6.5% in fiscal 2025, and 7.5% in fiscal 2026.

The foreign brokerage felt India is poised for growth with rising incomes, institutional accessibility and the impact of innovation and digitisation.

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Time to take the control back.

5 powerful techniques to reprogram it:

1. Visualization

Your subconscious mind thinks in images, not words.

Visualize vividly and often what you want to achieve.

• Start with something small
• Use all 5 senses
• Visualize every day for 10 minutes

Your subconscious will start working towards your goals.

2. Self-Talk

Your subconscious is listening to everything you say to yourself.

• Stop negative self-talk
• Use positive affirmations
• Always speak in the present tense
• Repeat frequently

Transform your thoughts, transform your life.

3. Meditation

Meditation quiets your conscious mind and lets your subconscious come forward.

• Close your eyes
• Deep breath
• Focus on one thing
• Don’t be harsh on yourself

Over time, you train your subconscious to be more present and focused.

4. Repetition

Repetition is key in programming your subconscious.

• Reading and listening to personal development daily.
• Surrounding yourself with positive influences.
• Mirror work (repeating affirmations while looking at yourself in the mirror).
• Writing down your goals daily.

The more often you do something, the more it becomes a part of your subconscious.

5. Hypnosis

Hypnosis bypasses your conscious mind and goes straight to your subconscious.

• Find a certified hypnotherapist
• Choose a reliable hypnosis app
• Use self-hypnosis audios

It’s a powerful way to change your habits and beliefs.

You can take control of your life.

Use them regularly to access the full power of your subconscious and transform your life.

Try Non-Sleep Deep Rest (NSDR) instead.

Here’s how to restore your energy in 10 minutes:

Dr. Andrew Huberman is a Stanford neuroscientist who coined Non-Sleep Deep Rest.

His technique combines the ancient practice of Yoga Nidra with modern science.

The result? A 10-minute method used by Silicon Valley CEOs to restore energy and win the day.

Here’s how it works:

Optimize Your Environment

You must be in the right environment to get the most out of the NSDR technique.

Find a quiet, isolated place to relax, be comfortable, and focus.

Start by finding a comfortable position and consciously relaxing your body.

Pay attention to your breathing.

Take slow, deep breaths in and out.

Deep diaphragmatic breathing calms your nervous system and promotes a state of deep relaxation.

The No-Sleep Deep Rest technique also utilizes the power of visualization.

Picture yourself in a calm setting — a serene beach, a tranquil forest, or any place that brings you peace.

Engage your senses. Imagine the sights, sounds, and smells to immerse yourself

Dr. Huberman recommends using closed-eye techniques such as Palming or Trataka.

These involve gently covering your closed eyes with your palms or focusing on a single point of light.

This helps eliminate distractions and enhances a state of deep rest.

If done right, a single 10-minute session of NSDR can restore as much energy as 1-2 hours of sleep.

There are other benefits, including:

• Reduced stress
• Better memory retention
• Increased neuroplasticity
• More stable sleep schedule